Person one: what are you doing?
Person two: oh, I’m just searching poop on urban Dictionary.
Person two: uhhhh bye.....
Person two: oh, I’m just searching poop on urban Dictionary.
Person two: uhhhh bye.....
by CJ Kirby_sucks July 3, 2019

by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023

by WOW I LIKE IT February 1, 2021

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

by Americans are evils February 3, 2021

by neckyyyy March 1, 2019

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
