by Young Get Her Nudy July 31, 2017
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Brennan "Yo dude are you ready for the best holiday of the year?"
Andres: "You mean the freshest day of the year?"
Brennan: "Yeah! National Swag Day is tomorrow bro!"
Andres: "Of course my nigga, you know my swag is on everyday."
Andres: "You mean the freshest day of the year?"
Brennan: "Yeah! National Swag Day is tomorrow bro!"
Andres: "Of course my nigga, you know my swag is on everyday."
by chiefsauceboss January 5, 2011
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Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.
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Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.
by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010
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by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021
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Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009
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Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
by hehehehenword October 27, 2019
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Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
by Bebang March 26, 2011
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