John Rosenthal

merica

My name is John Rosenthal and i like hunting

by john rostenhal July 9, 2024

john arnolding

Have sex with a girthy penis so hard the banjo bleeds

I John arnolded last night with betty
John arnolding

by Kellogg's s March 31, 2015

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020

John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019