John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.

Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are

by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020

John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 20, 2023

John

John is the gayest of gay, so gay gay quivers. He is so gay he combs his long blond hair with gay.

Bro look at that John, he is so John.

by Dinh’s he difbd March 09, 2020

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

John

Mangatholy

Poda john

by November 25, 2023

John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021