lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020

oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

by Pandgum May 01, 2022

Boof God

A boof god is person who smokes weed constantly and runs shit like he/she owns it. People will do anything just to be a boof god.

Stone and Juan are boof gods.

by I have to peeeeeeee March 25, 2021

Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist

ControllerCold is a controller god

by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020

Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

by aidsmonkey696969 March 06, 2018

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024