cat lesbian

Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.

that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.

by andersonen October 14, 2016

Cat

The pure evil

What cats favourite number 666

by Ender10354 April 15, 2018

smile cat

she is my pet cat that is in love with smile dog and she will call you a shit dawg. if you call her smiley cat she will call you smiley dog if you seem like a dog but if you seem like a cat she will call you a sewer rat. her catch phrase is '' spread the sentense'' which sounds simmalar to ''spread the word''.

random human that might be killed by a creepypasta:did you read the smile cat creepypasta story?
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smiley sewer rat.

by weaseltalondrowned November 1, 2019

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Cat

A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.

Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.

by Littlelongdresson December 31, 2022

Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder

John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024