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Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009
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Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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by hehehehenword October 27, 2019
Get the national nigger day mug.Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.
by Bebang March 26, 2011
Get the First catch of the day mug.1) An older fan. Have been a fan since pre-American Idiot. Can either be very annoyed with the new "fans" or be as annoying as them by talking aobut how annoyed they are, or not. Tends to have to have 3 or more albums. Also knows lyrics various albums
2) A teeny fan. Says they are great fans, maybe the "biggest" fan..They aren't. They tend to only have the American Idiot album or just know the lyric to "American Idiot", "Boulavard of Broken Dreams", "Holiday", or "Wake Me Up Whne September Ends". These aren't fans they only like Green Day because they are popular.
3) A fan since American Idiot. These people actually turn into fans not teenies. Tend to have more than 2 albums. Tends to know a lot of lyrics from various albums.
2) A teeny fan. Says they are great fans, maybe the "biggest" fan..They aren't. They tend to only have the American Idiot album or just know the lyric to "American Idiot", "Boulavard of Broken Dreams", "Holiday", or "Wake Me Up Whne September Ends". These aren't fans they only like Green Day because they are popular.
3) A fan since American Idiot. These people actually turn into fans not teenies. Tend to have more than 2 albums. Tends to know a lot of lyrics from various albums.
A not real but depictecd conversation between the green day fan's
1) F.O.D. and Uptight are my favourite Green Day songs
3) Ya, those are pretty good but I particularly like Ha Ha You're Dead and She
2) Those songs aren't Green Day, they aren't popular..Green Day is popular and Billie Joe is hot..A hot guy wouldn't write and sing songs about those dead people..
1 and 3) Mike wrote Ha Ha You're Dead..
2) Who? The guy with the other, longer guitar?
1 and 3) The bassist..
2) Whatever, he sucks, Billie is the best.
1) F.O.D. and Uptight are my favourite Green Day songs
3) Ya, those are pretty good but I particularly like Ha Ha You're Dead and She
2) Those songs aren't Green Day, they aren't popular..Green Day is popular and Billie Joe is hot..A hot guy wouldn't write and sing songs about those dead people..
1 and 3) Mike wrote Ha Ha You're Dead..
2) Who? The guy with the other, longer guitar?
1 and 3) The bassist..
2) Whatever, he sucks, Billie is the best.
by cyklone June 11, 2006
Get the green day fan mug.It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.
-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)
Bet you can't do this! :)
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)
Bet you can't do this! :)
by Shawty_kimy May 26, 2018
Get the national twerk day mug.love you is a holiday i invented cause im tiredof the comercilaztion of valentines day so its like valentines day but insted of buying thigs for loved ones just simply show you care bout them pay attention to them hug them as much as possible but dont buy shit for them
dude one: valentines day sucks
dude 2: yah
dude#: but tomorrow is love you day it sucks less everyone :YAY!!!!!!!!
dude 2: yah
dude#: but tomorrow is love you day it sucks less everyone :YAY!!!!!!!!
by drew f February 16, 2010
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