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When you bang someone in your car
Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar
by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!
Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter
by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025
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