ass music

music that sucks ass, such as avril, that stacey's mom song, pop, etc

turn that ass music off, it sounds like crap

by Buh-ryan the Wunderfool November 1, 2003

Ass Lotus

When someone fists their partner

and while the fist is completely in the ass
they slowly open their hand.
(Usually used as a sexual enhancement.)

While Jill was in the final stages of climaxing in her doggystyle position,
Jack was slowly easing in the Ass Lotus and it began to bloom. ;)

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Bootleg ass

something similar, fake or a copy of someone or something.

"Look at that guy he looks like a bootleg ass Ron Jeremy."

"Look at that Bootleg ass Ferrari... Thats a Pontiac Fiero

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Ass-Womp

When you fall directly on your tailbone and sends shocks throughout your body. Can be as little as small pain or one that has bruising and hurts for days.

Yesterday when playing football i got tackled and got ass-womped, o still can't walk straight.

by himynameisnted August 29, 2009

Bonkers-Ass

Most commonly used to show extreme measures or limits. To be extreme beyond comparison.

Brian- Did you see the guy on the corner of the street this morning that was flailing his arms around, naked, helicoptering his man-junk, and singing Taylor Swift really loud?

Austin- Yeah... That guy is bonkers-ass crazy...

by guy on the corner April 18, 2010

Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer

-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road

by km8 January 1, 2010

ass hackler

a man who enjoys hackling another man's ass with unneeded and unnecessary "things."

Friend: "Phil is such an ass hackler."
other Friend: "Yea, he's into that weird shit."

by my first word October 22, 2009