The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

Sex God

D Gregg

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy

by D Gregg June 6, 2016

Pow The God

Hyprocritical little shit, he used to play minecraft, fortnite and splitgate with yt daylight. Pow used to play in the legacycraft and nla smps. He likes to ask for coordinates and he is scared of momo. He is mostly rude and toxic to people he knows. He used to stream on youtube for around 2 weeks before quitting probably becuase he is too lazy to do it. He also likes to set low expectations of himself to try to justify being a noob in most video games.

Wow, Pow the god is streaming with yt daylight again
I know right? He was so much better with Feryztal

by Kinzo the great November 21, 2021

GOD

An Almighty being with no boundaries to His powers

Jehovah is God

I thank God for my life

by Lyricalbeast September 10, 2020

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.

"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."

by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018