jalapeno pussy

A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy

Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy

Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy

Jerk: ........

by URFAVDEFINER May 23, 2016

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Pussy Shot

Less than half an ounce of a shot of hard liquor.

- Would you like a shot?
- Just a pussy shot, I have to drive home.

by Netpac January 12, 2017

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Sometimes referred to as "fresh pussy" or "fresh morning pussy" this phrase refers to a famous alcoholic drink originated in Indianapolis. The drink is simple and sounds disgusting but is quite sweet and refreshing: a chilled shot of Rumplemintz liquor mixed with fresh orange juice and poured as a double shot into a whiskey glass.

Let's do a shot of fresh pussy.

or

How about a fresh morning pussy?

by Drink God June 20, 2010

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God's Pussy

Metaphor for anything that is good, great, tasty, arousing, orgasmic, or cool.

dude, this pizza tastes like God's pussy

by iSCREAMiceCREAM September 24, 2010

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pussy whipped

When your supposed best friend would rather ditch what you used to call fun to try and get ass.

Colby is so pussy whipped by Tiffany that he isnt even Colby anymore, he is an drone.. And he is only with her because she threatened to kill herself if he left her.

by WishYouKnew April 17, 2006

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Space Pussy

An alcoholic shot, most often served in lesbian bars. The recipe is:

Equal parts raspberry vodka and Malibu
1/2 ounce Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur or Blue Curaçao
Splash of sour syrup
Splash of Sprite

Once Kathy ordered a shot of Space Pussy, the bartender knew it was time to start playing Indigo Girls music.

by Dan_the_man_Levithan September 8, 2010

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