National Hump your gf day

On October 17th go up to ur girl alone and grab her neck and hump her

Wanna do National Hump your gf day

by KeroZero October 16, 2019

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

National shave your pussy month

LADIES IT IS TIME TO SHAVE THAT COOCHIE IDC HOW OLD U ARE ITS TIME PERIDOTTT ALLL YALLL QUEENS GOTTA BE CLEAN FOR UR MANSSS PERIODTTT

can you please shave it’s national shave your pussy month

by BLACKQUEEN💕✨ January 13, 2022

National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018

National Blye day (nov 10)

A day when the bestest boyfriend is honored. He will be showered with lots of kisses, hugs, and pussy by his awesome girlfriend Kelsey.

Woah it is National Blye day (nov 10)! time to celebrate with my man Blte!!!!

by packofprunes13 November 7, 2019

National give a girl chocolate day

April 12th is the day you give your girl chocolate (not dark chocolate) and lots of it!

Boy #1: yeah I just gave ava chocolate

Boy #2: bruh why?
Boy #1: cause it’s national give a girl chocolate day dude

by anelitechungus April 9, 2020

National Send Nudes Day 3

This day occurs two days after the original National Send Nudes Day, on April 18th. This day is special because it occurs on April 20th, or commonly referred to as 4/20.

Guy #1: Shit bro! I completely forgot to send my girlfriend nudes two days ago!
Guy #2: Damn! Well today is 4/20, so you can blaze it up and send nudes today since its National Send Nudes Day 3.
Guy #1: Wow! What a great idea.

by TTG April 19, 2020