Gamespy 

Company that gave us such wonderful things as Gamespy Arcade, FilePlanet, and the most arrogant staff of reviewers in the world, not to mention a website that is filled with annoying adds that are embedded into the fucking browser window.

Goddamned I hate Gamespy.

Gamespy by C-can January 29, 2004

Irate Gamer 

Irate Gamer, or IG for short, is a complete rip-off of the AVGN. IG uses profanity, destroys video games, and used some of AVGN's jokes. Plus, the pair reviews bad games too, but IG reviews good games, too. Still, the IG is a rip-off of the AVGN.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna watch the Indiana Jones video by Irate Gamer again?
Person 2: No thanks! I'd rather dip my head in a bowl of poo!

Irate Gamer by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Gamecocking

the act of seemingly putting a game out of reach, celebrating inappropriately like you won the conference, then imploding miserably in the last quarter such that the other team has a season defining comeback win.

Hey Bob, did Oklahoma win that game last night? We had to leave the party early. No, they lost at the end again. Just a lot of Gamecocking this season, damn it!

Gamecocking by Redlin24 November 3, 2014

Geeks + Gamers 

The worst fucking YouTube channel on the planet. They only talk about politics in movies and SJWs, they also constantly make Hate videos about the actress Brie Larson because they can’t get any pussy so they probably jerk off to her. There famous for there avengers Infinity war video. There also man baby’s and bitch about Woman being in movies because there man baby’s and jealous that those Woman are more stronger than them. There fans are also pussys!!!!!!

“Hey, do you watch Geeks + gamers?”

“No?”

“Good! Because there channel is for simps”

Geeks + Gamers by Hillbilly23 April 20, 2020

GameFAQs 

Crappy site filled with 15-year-old fanboys who don't know what a troll is.

The message boards are apparently for game discussion, but what they really boil down to is a small group of elitist knobs desperately trying to impress each other by posting memes in every topic.

Person: This game wasn't as good as the last one in my opinion. Here are some areas where I felt it was lacking: ... ... ..., anyone care to discuss or share ideas?
GameFag #1: I don't see the point of this other than to troll.
GameFag #2: Cool story bro.
GameFag #3: inb4coolstorybro
GameFag #3: Damn, beaten by three seconds!
GameFag #4: Don't feed the troll.
*Topic locked*

^Generally how topics go on GameFAQs.

GameFAQs by Cut me a little spaghetti. July 9, 2011

gamefaqs moderator 

Gamefaqs moderators are power flaunting people who's only enjoyment is giving the B7axe to innocent users who's only crime is using their right to unlimited posts.

Gamefaqs Moderator: Hey look it's Lesbian_in_a_Box, I'll just ban him because he's so much better looking than me.

gamefaqs moderator by Ffloyd November 29, 2006

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

play stupid games, win stupid prizes by penisshakes June 2, 2022