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friend-bench 

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
friend-bench by The real Agame January 6, 2010

outdoor friend 

Simply put. A friend that doesn't belong inside.

Criteria for an Outdoor friend:
1. Doesn't readily learn the rules of the inside. ( i.e. don't leave the swisher guts on my table.)
2. Is happier outside (or at least makes everyone else happier when they are outside)
3. Misses the toilet
4. Clogs the toilet
5. Easy to trick/tease/torment etc.
Nick: Why do i have to be outside?
Me: Because you are an outdoor friend.
outdoor friend by 206Lexicon July 4, 2008

Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.
1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..
Weekly Friend by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008

shemale friend 

You are my favorite shemale friend, spot.
shemale friend by WillyWonkasWilly February 11, 2017

grandma friend 

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.
grandma friend by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017

unique nerd friend 

henry miller of neverland is a kitty/fairy and is friends with ube , ferny , banana , clyn and ferada . he is amusing to us all and if you `meow` at him he will respond with a `ehhhhh` .

he is similiar to a tooth fairy , but he collects different things - such as globs of collagen .

he is a blue waffle because his face is pretty like a waffle topped with blue strawberries , honestly AND blue waffles always look good in black which is what a unique nerd friend will wear everyday .

the end [:
angelica : MEOW !
unique nerd friend : ehhhhh