John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020

john clanger

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.

John clanger!

by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022

Johnned

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

John

I very very silly wabit

No John silly wabit!

by Kckckckd347 October 26, 2018

John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.

John harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021