October 24th

A day when you are aloud to piss of your friend as much as you want and if they get annoyed slap them on the head and tell them it’s October the 24th

You: do you know we’re the McDonald’s sign when, oh wait it’s on on your forehead. Them: gone shut up. You:*slap them on the head* them: what was that for. You: it’s October 24th

by Ellie door November 7, 2020

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 29

This is the day to kiss a softball player

Softball player: hey today is October 29 which is national kiss a softball player, you should kiss me

by bagelbites247 October 29, 2019

Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.

Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want

by Flick tit October October 1, 2019

October 20th

Insult your friends day

Today is the day where you insult your friends as much as you can

"Haha your mum smells of fish" "why you gotta insult me" "dude it's October 20th"

by t.dogzzz October 19, 2022

October 19th

National call anyone name Connor "pussy" day

You can call them a pussy and get away with it

October 19th

by October19th October 19, 2020

October 30th

The day that the gamers unite to worship Jerry Seinfeld

October 30th, Kramer will be sacrificed

by Definitely not a dude named Fi October 9, 2021