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When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".
Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.
" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "
by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015
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John

Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses
"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"
by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024
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John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!
Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!
by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010
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Hayden john

A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house
Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?
by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022
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John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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