John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

Rocky john

A perfect person for everyone.

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people

by Eudora the great March 8, 2022

John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

Also known as cute in filipino.

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'

by rainbriones March 8, 2022

John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier

John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something

by Johhhnnnn March 9, 2022