new best friend

also see new favorite person / new favourite person

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.

Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, sir, are my new favourite peson.

new best friend by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Fail Ass Friend 

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.

Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...

Fail Ass Friend by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011

Pre Approved Friend 

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

Pre Approved Friend by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011

The Funny Friend

The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...

"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"

The Funny Friend by Perfectandweknowit_ December 23, 2021

the chair is not your friend 

the chair is not your friend

just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...

the chair is not your friend....

the chair is not your friend by blthrskt May 6, 2009

Friend 

A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.

“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”

Friend by Namasa July 5, 2010

friend whore 

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.

"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"

friend whore by SJ Cole April 28, 2008