Ball of Mess

1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.

He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.

by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010

ball sap

Ball sap is what is emitted out the end of the penis before sexual penetration and prior to copulation.

Also known as pre cum.

Silly Sally sucked the ball sap outta Frank's bag.

by Putz804 February 29, 2016

ball head

just the fax that Aaron is a ball head. no comment.

you know whats a fact?
what is a fact?
that you Aaron are a ball head.

by webb12345 June 24, 2019

raisin ball

the shrunken or misshapen teste of an unfortunate young man, usually a lord or earl.

as Lord Charles III entered the communal showers at the lawn tennis club I couldn't help but notice his shrivelled raisin ball

by eddie the rat May 19, 2009

bags ball

a place to meet a certain type of woman..........usually the older divorced type that are desperate for cock. generally a knocking shop(uk)or seedy bar open til late,with shit 80<s music and a worse dj.but , guaranteed a leg over

fuckin ell , at that bags ball last night , i coulda balled any one of the desperate old bags!

by groovywordbender February 28, 2011

peanutbutter balls

i like peauntbutters in my mouth with a bannana

mary: hey guess what i had peanutbutter balls
jeff:from who
mary:charlie they were yummy

by sally stitch March 29, 2011

josh-balling

1. To hang out with a group of friends for an extended period of time, only to dissapear from the face of the earth.

2. To back out on previously made plans with select individuals.

Man steve has reall been Josh-balling us this newyear.

by King of Ypsi February 6, 2010