national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021

national get julien a girlfriend day

National get Julien a girlfriend day is when anyone named Julien has to try and get a gf and others can help or not but the day anyone get shoot their shot.

Its national get Julien a girlfriend day. I have a friend named Julien who's single. Let's get him a girl bro

by The forever alone guy October 24, 2019

October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf

BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

by knarkhandlaren October 30, 2019

National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017

National send a booty pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on june 20. Send booty pics to your friends or just anyone

Its national send a booty pic day,send me a booty pic?

by Beanz_19 June 19, 2018