A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
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by Agony Invision July 16, 2022
Get the John Andersonmug. Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat
Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat
You: true she looks like a rat
by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022
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by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
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by MrJvBono February 20, 2011
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by John Cena has a bucket with sw May 8, 2016
Get the John Cenamug. by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025
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