A guy, usally around 17 that is a loner, a myspace man is known to have a large collection of fleshlights, a myspace man usally has a profile on myspace saying he is a 19 year old surfer in a band but be warned he is young and when protected by the internet he is mean but in person he will run and run fast
I heard zack flipped out on you? Yeah he did .. I told him to shut the fuck up on msn last night and he said he would beat me to death with a solid gold flesh light. I showed up and last I heard he was still under his moms bed. What a myspace man
by eric099 April 17, 2009
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i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time
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