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"Jesus, I was about to leave for work, but Janey was horny as fuck. I was hungry though, and luckily had some spare pizza from last night, so I had some Pussy Pizza to eat. Lucky me!"
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there is only one way known to man to get out of this and that is to tell her youre not in love with her and never was--------this will leave both man and girl depressed there is no alternative to keep man happy
there is only one way known to man to get out of this and that is to tell her youre not in love with her and never was--------this will leave both man and girl depressed there is no alternative to keep man happy
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bro 2: bro good job, just know im here for u man
bro 1: yea thanks, imma kill myself now
bro 2: bro good job, just know im here for u man
bro 1: yea thanks, imma kill myself now
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