Official Dumbass Sash

A term referring to a metaphorical ribbon that is worn by somebody stupid.

"Yeah, Brian has been acting really stupid lately. He has really earned the official dumbass sash."

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

SoftLess DumboBoy

Hesitation Cause By Problems, That People Would Talk Bad About Them In Mean Way Of Snitching On Others.

Piper: Hello Sophie

Sophie: Hi Piper

Piper: We Going Out To The Squad House To See Emily.
Sophie: Oh Okay
Piper: Let’s Go Then.
Sophie: You Know What Happen When You Talk About Missing Emily Always Well I Know Why, You Do It.
You Just Talk Trash Talk About Her And Know I found out That You Are A SoftLess DumboBoy.
Piper: What?

Piper: Mom Sophie Called Me Something Bad.
Sophie: No Don’t Call Your Mom, Now Because You Act

A Little Snitch On Everybody and That Is Why Emily and Me Is Not Friends With You.
Piper: Oh My God, Now I’m About To Cry About My Friends For Me Now, I Am All Alone.
Jay5ive: SMD Piper Go Eat A Dick, Stupid Bitch.
Emily: I’m Here Now Piper, Jay5ive Called You Out Now.
Jay5ive: Yo Sdot Go, Naz GPG and Jay Hound C’mere I Got New Friends Now Emily Dobson And Sophie Fergi.
Sophie: Wow Thank You Jay5ive.
Jay5ive: Thank You To Sophie.
Piper: Shut Up Jay5ive and Give Me Back My Friends.
Jay5ive: Shut The Fuck Up Piper Rockelle, You Not Going Too See Your Friends, They Said They Like Me More Than You,
Matter A Fact You Should Be Gone Without Your People.

by AJ EBK November 4, 2023

neuclear dumbass disease

When your retarded

Have you seen my brother bilo he has some kind of neuclear dumbass disease in his brain

by Swampshrek November 16, 2023

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

Schrodingers dumbass

Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.

"Ugh, He is such a schrodingers dumbass"

by RhythmDude March 12, 2024

Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.

Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).

by AB1971 May 30, 2024

Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024