John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John

John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇

by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills

Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph

by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021

John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.

Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!

by Hi?!? December 5, 2019

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024