Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

Cat

A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.

Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there

Person B: thanks

by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020

cat

meow

cat

by the other fergie April 26, 2020

Cat

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noun
noun: cat; plural noun: cats
1.
a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
Similar:
feline
pussycat
pussy
puss
kitty
kitty cat
kitten
Tiddles
Tibbles
tom
tomcat
tabby
tortoiseshell
calico
mouser
house cat
wild cat
alley cat
moggie
mog
fur baby
fur kid
grimalkin

2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
(especially among jazz enthusiasts) a man.
"this West Coast cat had managed him since the early 80s"
verbNAUTICAL
verb: cat; 3rd person present: cats; past tense: catted; past participle: catted; gerund or present participle: catting
raise (an anchor) from the surface of the water to the cathead.
"I kept her off the wind and sailing free until I had the anchor catted"

by bwakery June 01, 2021

Cat

In the 1970's Cat was used to describe a person that was hip or cool. They dressed in berets. Most of their clothing was black and white. They hung out in coffee shops. Liked to stand up in front of a Mic and read poetry. They had an aura of being really smart and really mellow.

"Look at that guy over there wearing the beret and reading poetry. He's a really cool cat. "

"Hey cats, wanna come hang with me at the coffee shop?"

by wildindigoprisms June 20, 2021

cat

a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second

The cat tried to kill me in my sleep

by superhappy fortnite May 06, 2021

Cat

A cat is and animal which are kept as house pets. Cats are fluffy and soft, and love to play (but also love being lazy!) cats are also know as felines. Things like tigers, and panthers are also cats. Cats eat cat food for there meals. Cats are amzing

Wow look at that cat
This is my feline

by 262561526562652626272562527257 March 30, 2017