Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Cat Fate

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.

"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."

by Sunderwound April 17, 2015

cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.

the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.

by wowfacter April 12, 2021

Cat dog

When you are looking at a rainbow and your dog comes up behind you with a dead cat

Omg John I just experienced a CAT DOG the other day!

by Peepeepoopoo pp January 18, 2022

Fat Cat

A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.

FAT CAT

by ThisPlaceIsntWhatItseems May 31, 2020

Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021