A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
by Flowerguy123 April 05, 2023
An normally Armenian American who smokes too many blunts even though he isn’t black. Normally wants you to swallow his cum.
by Lil English girl July 05, 2019
If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...
Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
by tearbrush July 25, 2022
1. A man or manly-like woman who plays hard to get and overall is a jerk in general.
2. A man or manly-like woman who acts like a immature child for attention or love from others around
2. A man or manly-like woman who acts like a immature child for attention or love from others around
1. I liked you but now your just playing Mr Funny Guy.
2. Stop playing Mr Funny Guy for attention its annoying.
2. Stop playing Mr Funny Guy for attention its annoying.
by YAS miraculous ladybug September 12, 2022