Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

Got God (Him)?

John 3:16 says..

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?

by Oweethea April 19, 2021

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

god complex

dahlia’s mom

have you seen that woman? she has such a god complex. she’s probably dahlia’s mom.

by blakevsanity May 26, 2021

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.

Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God

by SunkOne June 8, 2022

God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023