John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 11, 2019

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019

John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.

John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022

big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud

freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone

by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009

John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"

by simp_simpy February 13, 2023

John

A common white man name

(Blackperson) hi im john

(Whight john) super radical dude

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