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drop the kids off at the pool

Drop the kids off at the pool= another phrase for taking a crap.
Ill be right back, iv got to drop the kids off at the pool.
by CRC December 7, 2007
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The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
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Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky
"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."
by B-radiculous April 7, 2008
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dropping the kids off at the pool

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
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dropping off the kids at the pool

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.
Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.
by hippo November 21, 2003
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pussy crust kid

when a kid listens to crust punk music and sits and whines about the enviorment all day long and never does anything about it and probably is also fuckin straight edge. they also claim to be really really hardcore and will "beat yer ass" but pussy's out in the last minute and also a crust kid is always standing around at crust and grindcore shows. they are also veggies and dont eat meat. they are also simular to grindcore kids
pussy crust kid:dude i hate pollution!
punk kid: then do something about it crust kid!
pussy crust kid:i don't feel like it
by StzaCrack September 19, 2006
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I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)
Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.
by Phildo January 20, 2005
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