Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

I just tried to make you guys laugh

The thing that attention seeking girls say when nobody thinks their joke is funny. Mostly seen in YouTube comment sections and are most likely an anime pfp

Attention seeking girl: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to XD
*gets negative comments*
Attention Seeking girl: Edit: I just tried to make you guys laugh :(

by shinyr December 27, 2020

chill guy

the brown brian griffin with an unusually smug grin. he is, for whatever reason, associated with people who do not care about anything nor anyone.

his true name that most people ignore goes by "my new character"

chris griffin: BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
brian griffin with clothing: what do you mean? i'm just a really chill guy.
chris griffin: BRIAN-

by elsqued December 13, 2024

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

7 big guys

A group of 7 guys who rotate between 6 of them gangbanging one of them each month

Bro half of the guys in 7 big guys are black

by EpicMogger41 August 26, 2025

Guy Who Plays Drumset

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.

That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

by Fujiwara no-Sai May 3, 2019