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Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019
mugGet the Boot-poopmug.

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
mugGet the Poop and shootmug.

Tiddlywink Poop

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass
Wow! That guy's such a tiddlywink poop.
AHHH!!! FUCK YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!
YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!!
by loveneverdies21 May 16, 2011
mugGet the Tiddlywink Poopmug.

Poop

you a poopy head.
by you a poopy head June 12, 2021
mugGet the Poopmug.

poop fire

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire
by imbabyflow October 2, 2020
mugGet the poop firemug.

poop slut

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her
did you see tammy last night bro?

nah man i was walking a poop slut..
"a butthole junkie"
by g.i long d**k September 26, 2018
mugGet the poop slutmug.

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!
Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
mugGet the Poop muffinmug.

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