Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020

by loveneverdies21 May 16, 2011

by imbabyflow October 2, 2020

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her
by g.i long d**k September 26, 2018

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
