Poop

Poop is went you got to go to the bathroom and shit

I need to go poop

by by...um I don’t know May 12, 2021

poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper

me: i had a big poop!!!

by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

Poop fracking

Poop Fracking

A colloquial terminology referring to the act of vigorously "eating ass".

"I am a bottoms' rights advocate and I support poop fracking."

by Testicunator May 27, 2024

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.

Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022