The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021
9 times out of 10
•means the chances are slim to none my G
•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…
• it’s another way of saying “I seen this sh*t before and here’s how it’s gonna play out..”
•means the chances are slim to none my G
•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…
• it’s another way of saying “I seen this sh*t before and here’s how it’s gonna play out..”
“If you’re from NYC , 9 times outta 10- you ain’t never seen the NYE ball drop in person”
“If she drives a Nissan Maxima, and has a least a dozen or more half open water bottles in her backseat, 9 times outta 10, you’re better off focusing on yourself king”
“If she drives a Nissan Maxima, and has a least a dozen or more half open water bottles in her backseat, 9 times outta 10, you’re better off focusing on yourself king”
by TheUrbanDictionaryFairy 🧚♀️ January 04, 2022
Babies and middle aged plumbers adventure to take on aliens from the past. That’s literally it. Great game btw.
by AidanTheMeme June 03, 2021
A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.
The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flush toilets.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.
You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except
by Clarkmjohn August 11, 2023
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021