John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

John

Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it

John the pene licker

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Rocky john

A perfect person for everyone.

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people

by Eudora the great March 8, 2022

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023

John Cena

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

donald john trump is hiruzen sarutobi

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343:donald john trump is hiruzen sarutobi

by AUDITORIUMU February 18, 2025