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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm
Your mom and I performed the blender last night
by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023
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Go-Bleak

A moveless moment.
To feel motionless.
In a state of immobility.
When one’s mind and body has become unexpressive.
Stuck in motion at the moment.
When one becomes Speechless without any movements.
To feel stuck.
Bandz: I see you gotta new woman bro.
Flossta: Hell yeah! She made me Go-Bleak last night. LOL!

(BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei)
by MillYentei DYSlick December 26, 2023
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meh-bleb

A phrase used by some cute trans women. Doesn’t have a direct meaning, used more as filler. Similar use to :3.
Meh-bleb
by ItsSerena January 3, 2024
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024
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Go-Bleak

Meaning a moveless moment.
To feel motionless.
In a state of immobility.
When one’s mind and body has become unexpressive.
Stuck in motion at the moment.
When one becomes Speechless without any movements.
To feel stuck.
Bandz: I see you gotta new woman bro.
Flossta: Hell yeah! She made me Go-Bleak last night. LOL!

(BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei)
by MillYentei DYSlick December 3, 2023
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