hi girly pop

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

Pop that pig

The act of thrusting into the backside of an obese man

When I was in prison, my cellmate was 300lbs and I used to pop that pig

by ThrustyStiffHog July 5, 2025

Pop that yolk

Spilling the tea

Yo bob pop that yolk what happened on your trip

by Franklin turtle July 13, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Car pop

an adult beverage while you’re taking a long road trip.

pull over to this convenience store so I can get a couple of car pops for us, it’s gonna be a long drive.

by Poopymcpooplypants July 17, 2025

Poodie Pop

It's what you call something or someone when you can't remember their name or what it's called.

Hey baby hand me that poodie pop over there on the counter. Yeah, I saw Virgil with poddie pop yesterday.

by Gigi Green July 18, 2025