Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
by -u know who ;) March 23, 2021
John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
by Ms. Inform November 24, 2021
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by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021
Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball
by JaydonHater January 23, 2020