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squirrely fart nut

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.
oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut
by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017
mugGet the squirrely fart nutmug.

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that
by some homeless man August 24, 2017
mugGet the butt penis nut holemug.

two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.
by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020
mugGet the two-way nut suckmug.

let my nuts go

Let one do what one wants to do without any interference or harassment.
Gina: "Where are you going?"
Jimmy: "About to hit the strip club wit my homies. Why?"
Gina: "You always trying to go to the strip club with yo homies! why don't you just stay home?"
Jimmy: "Bitch let my nuts go! Damn!"
by Supa Tite December 17, 2013
mugGet the let my nuts gomug.

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the nut first through a knotholemug.

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
by hammer316 February 23, 2009
mugGet the up to my nuts in gutsmug.

nothin like a good nut

A term used for ejauclating spectacularly
*Frank walks in on Ian beating his meat

Frank: What's up Niggerfaggot

Ian: Nothin Like a good nut
by Jon Favreau June 7, 2016
mugGet the nothin like a good nutmug.

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