bobux man!

the man that will give u bobux and maybe scam u for it...

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by amogusrefrence March 17, 2021

H MAN

To be the scariest person on earth. People respect your power, but cower in your rage.

To bear an extreme resemblance to HeMan.

Person #1 - Why are you running man?
Person #2 - Dude! I gotta put on my diapers, H Man cometh and I'm about to void, void, void my pants.

by JZMEL October 23, 2008

Popscicle Man

A guy who drives a truck with poscicle pictures on the side that plays music and drives too fast for any kids to ever catch up with.

Did you see that popscicle man drive by?
No. He must have been driving too fast for me too see him.

by nickinoodles October 9, 2008

Man Bullets

(n.) sperm that is shot from a man's penis acting like bullets from a .44 Magnum

(1) Holy crap dude, I shot my man bullets on her chest and I thought I killed her. Thankfully she enjoyed it.

by Portabells February 6, 2010

monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by <no comment> March 23, 2004

Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.

"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"

by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

Man-Cuddling

When a girl is cuddling with her guy while watching something (TV, a movie, ect) at the same time, he'll hold her in a way where she can't see the TV, but he still can. Or, he'll put his head on her chest (like a pillow) to watch the show. The guy tries to multitask, and does everything he can to be able to see the TV AND cuddle.

The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.

Generally it does not work out well.

Girl 1: "I wasn't feeling well, and all I wanted was to snuggle up next to him. He wasn't even paying attention to me, no matter what cuddling position we were in, he always made sure he could see the TV!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"

by BlastthoseADsAllie February 4, 2010