rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

Rock

A fucking hard peice of elemant from earth that can be used to kill your ex and it also has no fucking use at all don’t even thing about naming your child this shit

Rock= dumbass

by Poopyshitts August 7, 2022

nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).

Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.

by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

Eunuch Rock

A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.

To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.

Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.

by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014