King of the 69th Legion

A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.

There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.

by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022

King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance

Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.

by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021

king french

stupid fat monkey

guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey

by sjdifikrivif November 13, 2020

King of MLP

Mr. Liam Keel the greatest artistic mind since Leonardo da Vinci!

Liam Keel the King of MLP is my favorite to watch after I get off school... the new TikTok's hit different always.

by King Of My Little Pony February 22, 2025

KO King

Person who constantly falls asleep. Cannot stay awake more than a few hours, often sleeps for days/weeks at a time. Only wakes up to eat and moan. Sometimes due to alcohol but more common cause is just being a KO King

Look at him asleep over there, such a KO King

There Carl goes again, sleeping as usual! He's the KO King

The KO King just woke up

by The Mal May 12, 2013

Kings Finger

A particularly large turd.

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

by Duffpig94 May 6, 2023

King of the Beans

Ayden Blanding

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022