Pulling a John

When you are madly in love with underage girls

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!

by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019

John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.

You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.

by Movie Magic October 8, 2025

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

russian john cena

Good meme

Russian john cena is a good meme.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022