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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.
You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.
Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’
by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022
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Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team
John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!
by Reizirth December 10, 2024
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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 4, 2020
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John Allen

That was soo john allen
by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024
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pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb
You just went fully retard by pulling a john
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
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