John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 15, 2023

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 06, 2022

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 01, 2020

John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

by $ Jmoney $ September 03, 2020

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 12, 2019