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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?
by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018
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69 god

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.
by Nutass Freakbul May 6, 2024
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The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 October 13, 2011
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god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.
"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."
by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020
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God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.
(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
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