the rock

The man who made you call every pet rock you ever owned "Dwayne Johnson"

person 1: I named my rock sam what you gonna call yours

person 2: DWAYNE JOHNSON!!!! the rock

by Aqua man drowns in endgame June 5, 2019

rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")

Jimmy: These rocks trap the heat here and block the pee from the rocks above.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.

by Cry Liberals August 17, 2024

Piss rock

Known for its Midwestern low-life charm. Often described as how a dive bar bathroom smells. Piss rock originates from Milwaukee and is often considered shitty.

Are you going to the Fake My Death show? They're classic Milwaukee piss rock, it sounds like your dad putting out his cigarettes on your arm.

by Opie4 March 22, 2025

dab rock

1. A type of cannabis

2. A misuse of the phrase dad rock to describe rock music older than 5 years old

Why are you listening to Ghost? They're dab rock

by nerd558 December 2, 2020

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .

See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

rock

Leroy lins dick

Look at how rock hard that dick is

by Gooberino September 12, 2022

Rocks The Grouper

Person, Place, Thing or Idea that is awesome, maybe the best thing ever. Describes something that is extremely cool, such as music, people, gadgets, etc.

Man, have you heard the new Dream Theater CD? Man, it Rocks The Grouper!

by drspellgood November 18, 2009