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Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018
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teh evil monkey

A monkey who lives in Chris Griffens closet
by Alex Torok December 25, 2005
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Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!
1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!
by YungSavage8732 November 20, 2010
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
by E-go-go December 14, 2008
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tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.
by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009
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Code Monkey

Name given to a hot guy.. Obviously spoken in Code so the hot guy doesnt know that the girl is reffering to him.
Woah! Code Monkey
Holy Shit, Look at THAT Code Monkey
by Skylar. January 6, 2008
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