When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
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1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs
2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!
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Get the Monkey Wrench Pussy mug.a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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