assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017

God

The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.

"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"

"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"

by I ain't telling you, stupid August 6, 2022

Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 18, 2021

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018

God

the one that created us all according to religion

god is the best

by theretardedperv May 19, 2019

god point

A piece of advice or an observation that is so insightful, profound, and life-altering that it transcends ordinary good points. A god point has the power to significantly change perspectives, decisions, or even the course of one's life.

The term "god point" originated on imageboards like 4chan. Over time, it evolved to describe comments or advice that are exceptionally impactful and transformative.

Her advice on balancing work and personal life was a total god point. It completely changed how I manage my time.

by Ferdifuchs July 1, 2024

Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017