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Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 2, 2023
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
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Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.
“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes
by anonymous April 3, 2023
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rocked their cock

When you own somebody or do something greater than another.
by Aggy117 May 22, 2009
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Rock ass

by SukebeSuke August 30, 2021
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rock-alanche

Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"
by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011
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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.
That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble
by The director Dan February 25, 2019
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